The boy is potty training and wearing his big boy undies. I took him to Wal-Mart yesterday. Upon arrival I took him to the potty. I wasn’t there but 30 minutes. In the checkout I smell something. I feel his butt and realize he pooped his pants. I pay and know the bathroom is right there upfront and I have extra clothes in my purse.
As I am putting the bags in the cart he says,”Look mommy, my poop!” I look and there on the floor is his poop. It fell out of his underwear onto the floor. A big turd right there in the middle of the Wal-mart checkout. I asked the cashier for a napkin. She asked what happened. I told her and you should have seen the look on her face. She was young and probably doesn’t have kids. The lady behind me in line and her teenage daughter both leaned over their cart and looked. They both scrunched up their noses. I simply bent down picked it up and walked away with My Boy in tow walking like a cowboy because his butt had poop in it.
When I got to the car I just started laughing at what a scene that was. It didn’t really phase me but the looks on everyone’s faces. I can only imagine what they were thinking.
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that's a story for his wedding reception! ;)
that's a story for his wedding reception! ;)
That's funny! It happened to me once only it was in a boutique-style shop and I actually had to walk around looking for all the poop. Fun times! :)
The joys of raising children! :)
So funny! Something similar happened to us...but we were in the Chick-fil-a play area...and it was a little more runny (if you know what I mean). The worst part...Mike had dropped us off there while he went to Home Depot, so we were stuck there (dirty pants and all!) for a half hour after it happened. HUMILIATED!!!
OMG LMAO!!!!
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